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UGGGGGHH *sigh* I still have holidays and I have to leave the house today and have some biometric passport photographs taken of me. BUT I’M SO LAAAAZY I don’t even know what to wear. tbh I don’t even care, just let the police know that I’m a major adult who wears shirts with donuts on it.

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute